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发表于 2006-4-14 05:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]
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   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. ' G! d' d  \& L4 T

& Y9 L5 {$ R; {- G0 T  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. 1 K5 ^4 b9 h( W. {9 {! y

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# t3 D' U* {8 H7 \! y  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"

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