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The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]
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The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. ' G! d' d \& L4 T
& Y9 L5 {$ R; {- G0 T When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. 1 K5 ^4 b9 h( W. {9 {! y
% U/ E8 _+ a; v; A8 j% S- Q \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\" # J! D* k! I' G7 X4 K6 y
# t3 D' U* {8 H7 \! y \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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